User:Maurice27/Wikipedia Quotes

Greatest quotes of the XXI century in Wikipedia's talk pages

 * "I personally don't understand this systematic removal of anything Spanish in the Catalan-speaking regions of Spain" Kman543210


 * "Before wikipedians, persons" Owdki


 * "Hehehehe, everytime I see those summary edits of the people who donated saying something like "wikipedia brings back the faith in human beings", "Wikipedia is the manifest of human collaborative spirit" or the one I am just seeing now "most people don't realise how entertaining Wikipedia is" I think to myself..."guys, you'd better come over the CAT stuff before donating!" :D" Mountolive (on Xtv's request)


 * "I will try to find some time and go there, however, you may have noticed already that some people don't like to be reverted and my tolerance threshold regarding Catalan related article owners is extremely low, which means that I won't engage in the usual "your mom" rethorics...." - Mountolive


 * "[...] but we have an interesting dilemma here. Do we report the subjective truth (Catalunya is A, a nation, B, a region, C, the source of all evil, D, the only modernising force in all of Spain), the legal truth (Catalunya may be a nationality, is an autonomous community, and is a nation... but only during foreplay), or the objective truth: Catalonia is an autonomous community of Spain bordered to the north by...." Boynamedsue


 * "So, generally, we all seem to agree [...], except for Maurice27." - Dúnadan


 * "If Valencian = Catalan, then Catalan = Valencian, as each name has "the same hierarchy". The fact that you find it ridiculous to have a phrase in the article Catalonia saying that Catalan is another name for Valencian, that should set your personal alarm bells ringing that maybe it is also ridiculous to say the same thing in reverse on this article. For whatever reason, your personal alarm bells haven't yet rung, so I am ringing them for you." - Physchim62


 * "No, you shouldn't talk about penises on Talk:Andorra. Wikipedia has a dedicated page, named Talk:Penis, for talking about penises[...]" - Physchim62


 * "I didn't think that I had a good reputation out there, but I never thought it would be as bad as to be taken as a suspected vandal...., well,I'm not a woman, but, as you see, I can get sensitive :P" - Mountolive


 * "you are a bot and you are supposed to be there to do that work for humans, so you'd better stop whining and do your job, otherwise your help won't be needed and you will be terminated..." - Mountolive


 * "In the course of its history, and specificallly since the Spanish transition to democracy, The Murcian (autonomous) Community has been known by many semi-official, statutal, non-statutal, temporary, provisional, pre-ambular and post-ambular titles. Here are some of the unofficial names chosen from a hat by The Royal Autononomous Murcian Naming Commitee, and ceremonially inscribed on the toilet wall of the Peña FC Barcelona "Cruyff", in Lorca, Murcian Community, The Murcian Community, A Murcian Community, The Murcian Commune (between April 1936 and June 1936), Comunitat Murciá, Murcielago Country, Greater Carxester, Land of Murcia, THE Land of Murcia, The Land of Some Murcians (The Rest Being In Barcelona), Sisters of Murcy, Murcy Gray, Morrisey, Maurice27, The Anglo-Saxon Kingdom of Murcia, The Socialist Republic of Murcia, The Murcian Countries, and Ferry across the Murcy. It should be remembered, however, that its only official designation remains "¡Murcia, coño!." - 89.129.155.149 BNS


 * "Yes, of course you do Maurice! If I remember correctly, the statue is of you brandishing a 2:3 format Valencian flag, with Proverbs 26:4–5 inscribed on the plinth!" - Physchim62


 * "Don't worry, as an admin, I can report you to myself and then decide what to do". - Physchim62


 * "it's nonsense. French Riviera didn't exist in XIV century" - Joanot Martorell


 * "Land of the Valencians, Land of Fallas, Pujolland!, Land that Time Forget, Landudno!, Land me a Tenner Mate!!, The moon Landings, The Normandy Landings, The Ill-fated Mallorca Landings!!!, The Balliwick of Valencia, The Electorate of Valencia, Obrint Pas!!, Valencia Orange County!!, The land with No Name, or Hotel Catalonia by the eagles!!!" - 89.129.153.189 BNS


 * "Spain is a geographical concept that covers all entire Iberia, including Portugal. In these years (17th and 18th centuries)" - Joanot Martorell


 * "Yes, we really need references to say that Horchata is made in valencia and that there is a lot of tourism there in summertime..." Maurice27 in one of his nice exchanges with Joanot. Those were memorable indeed...(quote brought here by Mountolive)