User:MaxMan15000/sandbox/MLIA Revolution

The MLIA Revolution is the major change in popular website MLIA or "My Life is Average" where users can post their short, average anecdotes about their daily life. Sometime in the year 2009, however, the site began to take a turn for the worst, when The posters would post unfunny, unaverage stories about Twilight, ninjas, cool old people and various other things that were obviously untrue. At one point in March 2010, the stories seemed to vanish, causing many people to be upset, and several to be happy.

The Issue
The posters on MLIA began to post unfunny stories about how they loved college and that their lives were amazing in ways that were childish and stupid. Many of the commenters were enraged by this and wanted to keep things the same as they had been for many months. Much like that of the colonization of Africa by the European Nations during the late 19th century, the commenters were horribly outnumbered, and victory seemed impossible.

Cliches
A large part of the issue facing The Commenters was the incessant use of various references and phrases. These came to be known as the MLIA cliches and they changed MLIA as the commenters knew it. References to Harry Potter, ninjas, pirates and Yahoo vs. Google lost any sheen they may once have possessed as the ignorant original posters of MLIA filled the homepage with meaningless stories about them. Similarly the words proceeded, realised, soul mates, and best are all frowned upon by MLIA commenters. The complete list of cliches is:

Twilight or New Moon Ninjas Cool old people Best. (item). Ever. or any variation of such It made my day. (There is a site called itmademyday.com, we don't need it there) Soul. Mates. Harry Potter Childish acts in college Building blanket forts past age 5 Facebook groups I was such a cool little kid! Singing the Pokémon theme song Yahoo vs. Google Getting a date based on something stupid The shy girl/boy in class saying something inappropriate "That's what she said" Cool teachers Epic Lightsaber battles New best friend ...? I think so. Drawing/writing something stupid on tests and getting extra credit for it Nerf guns Tributes to a lost relative (We aren't cold hearted, we just doubt that your brother died of leukemia just like the 10 other guys, and had getting an MLIA story published on his bucket list) Needless to say High fiving Dinosaurs, and dinosaur chicken nuggets Snuggies We bonded Where's Waldo I couldn't stop laughing Getting out of traffic tickets Stepping on crunchy leaves I have faith in their generation Narnia The floor is lava 69 obsessions Mystery Google "Well played"

The Commenters all know the cliches very well, and made fun of them on a daily basis, stating things like "Worst. MLIA. Ever" or even this post

Today, i was in a snuggie watching a harry potter marathon eating twizzlers while playing transformer Vs power ranger on my couch, when all of a sudden a pirate comes into my house, then a ninja tackles him, crunching all of my leaves! Then my sister complained about a guy ruinng new moon for her and how her computer rejected her miley cyrus CD.So shot her with a nerf gun. Then a guy who sneezed at the same time as me gave me his number. Which i put into mystery google, and waved to a cop who didnt give me a ticket.Later at school i typed goodinto google but not into yahoo, so my tacher gave me full credit because of the dinosaur i drew.Then we played the floor is lava and a quiet girl said "that's what she said!" and jumped out of the room without getting burnt. then at walmart i bought a big pack of red bulls, to help me find narnia with my preverted grandmother and went home to read cliches and play farmville in my fort Soul mate.Best.day.ever. Made my life. I have faith in her generation.MLIA. http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/491767

The Commenters
The commenters are a more simple type of people, and all they wanted was to go to a site called mylifeisaverage.com to see some average stories that were making fun of the popular website FMyLife. Their way of life was changed forever when somehow, "average" started to mean "awesomely stupid." The commenters began to turn violent, verbally abusing the posters in every single post. Eventually, when all hope had been lost, the commenters started to ignore the posts altogether and just use the site as another social network to talk to random strangers with common interests.

List of commenters: (Done by Lyricist) ActionMan, aguyonmlia, AKissGoodnight, AlexisAcula, anitar, AntiNinjaMovement, Arandom, AverageKellBell, AvgPoptart, BadlyDrawnBoy, BadGeekLove, bballluver, Beatlesgirl, BelaLugosi, BigTunaHalpert, BorderPatrol, Bouncey, breathecarolinafan, CaptainAndy, ChuckMyLife, Chucky_the_Frozen_Squirrel, Circafan, cosners, CrispyCrunchyCliches, Cruton, dand223, Darkfall, digitalboredom, doctorzombie7, Doyouliketacos, DROP_DEAD, eabowie, ehdreean, erinsayyysss, EugeenieWeenie, Fishcakes, flying_turtle_festival, GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSU, General_Obvious, GhostOfCorporateFuture, happysnail, Havoka, howxprofound, I_Am_Copyrighted, I_Want_Your_Virginity, idonthaveanyclue, Ihatemyusername, iloveyoumarvindusty, insertcleverusernamehere, iPeanut, iPhone13, iStabber, JGOD, kassie17, killercxntpunt, kiska, KWinchester, LardBucketsToSinkTheWitch, LemonPancake, Lietthelawyer, llamafish69, lmaonaise, Lightslei, littlerascal, liveforlife, lucifer, Lycan4425, Lyricist, MaxMan15000, MelodyDrama, merrysongstress, Mobile, mmbb9964, MysteryInc, Nameless Organism, Nate123561, Nerdsturnmeon, Ninetales, ninjarayban, NomNomKiraEatedYourFace, Nonagon, NotaWaitress, NotPumpkin, Oceansoul, OctoPie, Optimist, OriginalPoster, Pajamas, penny_for_your_thoughts, perfectenpointe, PERFECTLYpar, Pervert, Proceed, princessrissy94, qwerty42, RabidFanGirl, RogueMuffinCatcher, ryebreadboy, Saanba7897, Schnauzerluver, SeaTrollTakeover, shoeshineronenickel, SilverMcFly17, So_not_normal,  SpazzMatazz, spocksgirl, Squirrel, star_gazer, StarTrekWars, talkradio, TehKrakinKrakken, Text_on_the_screen, ThatVinnehGuy, TheAmazingKid, TheSpock, TheMadHattress, themashedpotatomaster, TheMoosekateer, theoneyoudidntsee, Therapist, Therapist_or_The_Rapist, TheUnfortunateFlower, theycallmebob, TheWatcher,  TheYourMomJokeGuy, this_is_my_screen_name, Trickster, unnaturalketchuptaco, vsimsbeach, waffledragon, xfuckx, xoXdancerXox, zmcg

Commenters often have a very crude sense of humor, often telling "Your mom" jokes, idolizing the number 69, and turning every story on MLIA into a perverted sex-show.

The MLIA that set us back
There was a mlia story that was like "I dont mind the cliches" I can't find it right now, so i'll go find it. For now, "Today, I was in Walmart when I heard a very frustrated girl few clothes racks over say into her phone, "I have to be a pirate by nine o'clock!!" I envy her. MLIA"

Holy cow, I can't find it anywhere. Has it been posted? Yes. It even had like 1000 comments saying "f*** this MLIA!!!! OP CAN GO DIE!!!! " Probably got deleted. Might have, but i seriously doubt it. It's just hard to find. It was like a month ago so its probably on like page 500 or something

It existed, I remember it. Good luck searching.

The Final Revolution
When all hope had been lost, in what may appear to be an act of religious proportions, the unfunny stories suddenly stopped. The commenters had won a battle of approximately 150 against over 1,000,000, much like when Sparta was being attacked by the Persian armies at the Battle of Thermopylae. Some said an administrator may have stepped in and fixed the problem in a much needed act of supreme leadership over the underlings of the website. Recently, those suspicions have been confirmed by MEK himself, the administrator of MLIA on the MLIA blog. Thank you MEK, there are several hundred men, women, children, and sentient beings currently in your debt. More details can be found on the blog. http://blog.mylifeisaverage.com/2010/03/11/mlia-site-status-update-2010-03-11/