User:Max Cap the Virtual Pope

MAXCAP born Steven Joseph Shirinian is an american artist. He holds the title "the virtual pope".. because he does. no other human has gone as deep into their spine and succsessfully communicated with their ancient selves as Maxcap. He has opened a gypsy door which he and his ancient walrus self compare days of collecting clams. for maxcap it is cash, and actual clams for the walrus. this was acheived after 10 straight years of Curb Numbering Service done on his own after passed down by Lenny Mazzotti. there have been many who have studied this gypsy magic along side MAXCAP THE VIRTUAL WALRUS POPE. Some notable people include Josh "SOBER" Reeves, Nick "Santa Claws" Lopez, Gunther, Fidget Bird, Homeless Ronnie and in the beginning of course, Maxcaps evil twin: MIKE MASTERS.. Maxcap became a master filthy space camper of Riverside CA. Which was definately weird enough for him. After leaving Orange County, where he grew up. He left due to the fakeness and social status bs. Since in riverside it seems Maxcap has created a lil Maxcap with his now Ex-Bitch Ashley. It hasnt been perfect, pretty fukked up actually, he hustled up a house by the time lil Maxcap was 2, still no respect, but he still fights  to be a good dad. Love you Julian. MAXCAP Is still making that hip fuking hop.. and drawing professionally. Wierdass shiit of course. A master of hardcore weirdo rap, he represents Standing Grannies along with Santa Claws. You can check out the material on soundclick, search  'Maxcap'  and 'maxcap and santa'. The Virtual Pope has been on this world for thousands of years, and will remain here for thousands more. Holding down the walrus position. Will add more later.