User:Maxel100

I am none other then the notorious Maxel100....

For those interested which i am led to believe would be thousands due to my mass email bulking some information about me may be interesting to many.

Background: I was born in the late 1800s to a man known as Petrie Persogov who went on with a tough science career to invent the lemon. Later it was found out that the lemon was a fruit and thus not inventable yet Petrie was still very proud of his work. Some of his other work included the discovery of Thailand and the naming of the "sock wallet" which before Petrie was known as the quafligger. Maxel100 mother was nickname the "Yeti" after her street gang "Confetti is Yeti". Yeti lived an average life as the daughter of a shoes saleman but was later thought to have a contagious disease and was put down in 1842.

About me: Well as you may well know i am Mormon and also one of the most well known sonic "playas" around. How is this so you might ask? It is simple as i am a bad Mormon and use the computer which is against our leader (Mormon Man) so my parents tried to retaliate by sentencing my milk farmer to death. Little did they know i was lactose intolerant and had no milk farmer. Many might be wondering, just how good at sonic are you? The answer, Very good.

A story invovling John Stamos: As a child living on the streets it was hard making a living. Soon i discovered that i was a John Stamos look-a-like, this was useful knowledge as i was soon to discover my new career. This of course was impersonating John Stamos. I did this for many years until i was caught at an underground show in New Orleans (pre-Katrina).