User:MaximumNeptune

Hello, I'm MaximumNeptune. You may recognize me from the hallucinations you experience every other Thursday after eating breakfast. No, not eating breakfast will not stop the hallucinations. If you experience a burning sensation in your forearms during these hallucinations, please consult a physician or your local experimental test laboratory. If the test laboratory attempts to restrain, sedate, or injure you, leaving the facility in a violent or destructive manner is the correct course of action. Especially if it involves breaking a window. Regarding the burning, I am causing the hallucinations--please refer to my userboxes as to how and why--but I am not causing the burning.

I can usually be found doing homework, causing your hallucinations, obsessively checking writing for comma splices, not existing, trolling teh forums, watching YouTube and giggling like a maniac, setting things on fire, or browsing humorous Wikipedia articles. There are also the piles of homework sitting on my kitchen table; I'll probably get to those eventually.
 * Interests:
 * Marvel Comics
 * Human Genome Project
 * Minecraft
 * Starset
 * Superhero
 * Animal
 * Siphonophorae
 * YouTube
 * Periodic Table of Elements
 * Silly Things on Wikipedia

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