User:MayaMcE/sandbox

Maya (June 4th, 2018 - Never) An extremely affectionate fluffy floofer who continuously knocks over her water bowl to annoy her cat-mom.

Biography
Maya is a diluted calico female. She was born in a barn, and rescued by the shelter. She was adopted out shortly at 8 weeks old by an older woman who returned her a week later. It was two days after her return to the shelter (now 10 weeks old) that that her lovingly patient cat-mom adopted her. She eats only the finest Science Diet for kittens, preferably the new chicken recipe.

She is most widely known for driving her cat-mom insane with her kitten ways, including: knocking over all 3 of the water bowls laid out for her every day, jumping onto a lit candle when her cat-mom turned away for two-seconds and burning some of the hair on her tail, eating her cat-moms pretty valentines flowers and shattering the vase said flower was in, and destroying every toy ever bought for her in less than 5 minutes.

Despite Maya's many short comings, she is extremely affectionate. She enjoys sleeping on cat-moms legs/stomach/head for 20 minutes at a time, plopping on her back for a good belly rub, and watching animal channel while perched on her cat-moms shoulder for the optimal view. Example reference (see more templates above):