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Number One Routey Master.

The title of Number One Routey master is currently held by Michael McIntyre Brown. Since its inauguration in 2008, Michael McIntyre Brown has consistently held this title. It is annually awarded in recognition of the exceptional navigational ability of such members, in particular their seeming ability to sniff out a location on the wind. However the title is not without controversy and has been subject to numerous challenges from former southampton medical university reprobates. Of note is the interjections of the now infamously terrible backseat driver Dr Joanna Brigg. Dr Joanna Brigg has been singlehandedly responsible for the majority of major navigational "cock ups" in the twenty first century. Within the Southampton community Dr Brigg has become synonymous with poor navigational decisions.

2008-2009: The original trio Drs Matthews, Brown and Woodsford singlehandedly navigate France without a map. MMB demonstrated his skill here by overpowering the ever perilous Dr Matthew's dubious driving style.

2009-2010: The second event featured a extended cast including Drs Turnbull, Willows, Brigg, Wielogorska and Manns. The event famously got up to a catastrophic start when Dr Manns attempted to remove half of said members in a kamikaze merging procedure in Barcelona. Drs Matthews made a noteworthy effort taking the trans-spanish stage with aplomb. Dr Turnbull was sadly left wanting. During the San-Sebastien to Marseille phase Dr Brigg staged a breakaway tour but this ran into immediate trouble when she positioned her vehicle on the outskirts of Avignon leaving her passengers to be rescued by the now internationally known debenair rascal that is the current no one routey master.

2010-2011: Due to forseen circumstances said event is cancelled. Rumour has it no one could stand another year in a car with Dr Brigg.

2011-2012: MMB navigates said members with new addition Dr Susan Shuttleworth to Lisbon with nothing but his trousers to his name. Dr Joanna Brigg is forbidden from talking when in a moving vehicle

2012-2013: No-one is quite sure what happened this year. Certainly no-one really talks about it.

2013-2014: MMB is dangerously close to losing his title. Not only is his choice of clothing often described as ludicrous but his navigational skills are somewhat lacking. Some blame early dementia, others call it temporary madness but one thing is certain, he was lost on the streets of London one sunny July evening, only to be rescued by a girl (not Dr Joanna Brigg). Is this the end of his reign? Does democracy even work?