User:McCarpy

McCarpy: The Fish Monster
McCarpy is the the magical Irish carp who jumps out of the water to eat human flesh. It is said that he crawls up on land once a month to terrorize nearby people. Many accounts portray him as a large fish with legs. He wears old tattered jeans and a top hat. The knife in his back pocket is covered in blood. He also sports a sexy beard.

Modern Culture
A woman who claims she was attacked by McCarpy recalls the attack:

''I heard a knock on the door, so I answered it. When I opened the door....he was standing there with his big fish eyes. He was smoking a pipe. He lunged at me but luckily I was able to dodge him. I ran and called the police while he struggled to get up.''