User:McKweefer

In recent discoveries by several renounced scientists and technicians, a new species of hominid was located in the White Rock Lake region of Dallas Texas. This new species has been labeled as a McKweefer.

Description: Long, Thin and overly tanned. Short and Brown haired with a light tint of highlights. Not to be confused with a McKeefer, McKweefer's are distinguishable by their odoriferous front butt farts.

Sightings have been reported at Fire Wheel Mall, up and down Garland Rd, frequently at Palm Beach Tan and in the WoodBridge area.

A McKweefer's eating habits include, Taco Bell, Chilli's Bar & Grill, Lean Pockets and Panera.

If you come in contact with a McKweefer use caution because like skunks the pungent smell is not easily removed.