User:McTrixie/Periodic Table of Rock

Perfectly Ridiculous


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Ah. I suppose I had to get this out of my system. Adding Gang of Four for No 56 and The Roots for No 91. The Titanics for Titanium. Quiet Riot for No 11. How about J Church for No 92? That little thing looks like a church.

Who sang "We gotta get out of this place; if it's the last thing we ever do?" That would go well for Bismuth. What's the deal with Radon? Who sings about the ice and snow? Or, who doesn't' sing about the ice and snow? Jimmy Buffet, I guess. I suppose if one is at the buffet restaurant while the radon gas is seeping into one's basement....

Mott the Hoople = Bromine. Selenium = Rock Pile. And S = The Breeders. Meat Puppets 63. Done.

Well, there's still the newest ones - gotta find a place for Public Enemy "She Watch Channel Zero". I forgot to change No 44 to the "In Memoriam" area. And Meatloaf No 89.

My thanks go out to:
 * WBCN
 * WHJY
 * WBRU
 * WTUE
 * WCCC
 * WAAF
 * WESU
 * WRIU
 * WUSM
 * Q 95
 * Clear Channel Communications



Here are the cute pictures, in order:


 * Grateful Dead - Train tracks, Buddha, a pantry
 * Weird Al - goofy guy
 * RHCP - that thing is supposed to be a chili pepper
 * Neil Young - like a baby under a roof
 * Perry Farrell - a woman walking out a door
 * Charlie Daniels - a cowboy
 * Husker Du - from NDR cover, a dog under a sun
 * Pearl Jam - just lyin' in bed
 * Eric Clapton - dawn, like in Layla
 * DIO - the giant cross of the church
 * NY Dolls - the Er looks like Davey Jo sitting on the couch
 * Billy Idol - happy guy with a mohawk
 * Offspring - looks like my U key after a cd fell off the table onto my keyboard
 * Heart's got a heart under a shelter; like "go on home, girl", you understand
 * That Blind Faith chick has a pot belly
 * Joan Jett - a woman
 * Marshall Tucker - can't really tuck it in, gotta whizz
 * Deep Purple - can't make it out here, its like getting some sleep on Sunday morning
 * Doors - a door
 * Moody Blues - a porticullis

The rest are more involved in the meanings. Like, Ag = Steppenwolf; Wolfram is a crow, so it gets the Black Crowes. Ag has got the wolf, so it's obvious here. Osmium is Ozzy, but Platinum has got the blizzard. And who's platinum, anyway? Jimi's got the campfire, Phish has a fish and Steve Miller's got two campfires. B.T.O. has got the McDonald's word. Just Takin' care of business, and working overtime.