User:Mclavenhousen

Eldridge Mclavenhousen Of Scottish decent, hailing from Duncan's lar south of Northern's Way. Strkingly handsome in nature, a true Scottsman borne of McMillen clan. A real Walden if there ever once one, late to Hilliard and Sherfield but of Brewer gene - kilted with only 3 color plaid in the county of Clinton, township of Wilmington. Pronounced humorous wisdowm, Mclavenhousen commonly mistaken for 5th century molusk, noted in the who who of whosville annual report, Eldridge - leader with vision, quite yet firm. Sometimes confuses Lawrence of Arabia with Lawrence the Cable Guy (aka Larry). Prefers recreational pants over kilts.