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= Edge = Edge (\ ˈej \) is a young social icon who is rumored to live in Oklahoma. It is commonly said, "Edge surrounds us, he .....ummmm.... goes through us." His actually life story is shrouded in mystery, but some speculation has been proven accurate.

Early Life
Edge started life as an early Protocell in the Precambrian era approximately 2.7 billion years ago. 1.5 Billion years ago, edge doubled his size and started growing at a steady pace ever since. As the supercontinent- Pangaea- splitted into separate continents, edge was trapped on Laurasia and later he floated off aboard the North American continent. It is speculated edge has lived in Oklahoma since 700,000 years ago.

Characteristics
Scientists have studied the personality and characteristics of edge for decades, but until 2008, there has not been a definite list of the qualities of Edge. It is hard to study Edge for he is tiny and hard to notice. Edge seems to be very intelligent for his age. Edge ages at a very fast rate compared to the rest of his species. While the precise characteristics of Edge are still widely debated in the science community, these four characteristics are generally accepted.

Edgy
Over the past three years, scientists have observed a dramatic shift of edge's personality towards being edgy. The term, "Edgy" has been philosophized and is quite an abstract term that no one can quite describe. Edge is commonly associated with old trends. Examples are bottle flipping and fidget spinning.

Whiteness
Spotting edge during the daylight hours is near impossible due to his literal transparency. Finding edge during the night is also a rare occurrence; there have only been 65 documented sightings of edge in the past decade. A witness of the most recent sighting of edge has described the man as "near albino." Other witness accounts confirm this same suspicion. In 2032 there will be a new television series called “Finding Edgy”.

Height
Another scientific mystery is the cause for edge's minusculeness. He is often thought to be a fifth grade boy. A report from twenty years ago records edge as "nanoscopic" while a decade old report describes him as "microscopic." Edge is expected to grow exponentially by the turn of the century. Hypothetically, at the beginning of his life cycle, edge may have been the smallest particle to ever exist. Edge would have been 1000 times smaller than a quark 1.7 billion years ago. He currently has to stand on a step stool to reach various objects off of high places.

Diet
The diet of this specimen is almost certainly definite. During the Precambrian era, edge's diet consisted of quarks and leptons. More recently, edge has evolved to photosynthesize and he only requires "food" recreationally. His stomach is too small to consume more than a grain of rice. If more than this limit is consumed he will explode causing world wide destruction. When edge choses to eat, he is strictly vegetarian. He consumes Ritz crackers, soy-based chicken, spaghetti, and peanut butter jelly sandwiches on a weekly basis.

Career
Edge has one purpose in life: trickshots. Edge aspires to become the next Dude Perfect. Edge plans on starting a YouTube channel soon by the name of Megah Skillz with his neighbor Max.