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Michael Don Strasse
Born in 1957, Michael Don Strasse was born of a German mother and hungarian father, however, grew up in London. At the age of 27 he joined the London chamber orchestra where he first played the violin. By the age of 45 it was found that Michael Don Strasse had been a vivid triangle player from a young age. He became the London chamber orchestra leading trianglist where he soon invented the grade 9. The grade 9 involved three merrydiddles followed by a truppleding and a sandermanch. It was increasingly difficult and only few ever got to his stage. After turning into a hardcore drug dealer in South of America and being on the FBI's most wanted list for more than 18 years, Michael Don Strasse decided to sell American secrets to the KGB for a guaranteed safe passage to Russia.

It has been rumored that Michael Don Strasse joined the ranks of midget boxing, closely qualifieng with an unusual height of 4 feet. Apparently to a tip off, Don Strasse has become Iceland's leading midget boxer, acquiring 3 titles as well as the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize for his recent discovery of the Nuggetius Glandus on an Madagascan chicken, which produces fully coated chicken nuggets every 3 days, thus solving world starvation.

This is an idea which is portrayed in the popular childrens book 'Once a time in Bathloma'.