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Haha, you've either fat-fingered a link from some page or you're really looking to waste your time
ZOMG, you've hit my user page.

If you're accessing this, it's probably because of my acclaimed wiki-page Niggerchanovsky, a relavent fact of modern society that's only like *this* big, a mere flea compared to some of the fictional or trivial crap out there (i.e., Leeroy Jenkins).

I consider myself a wise and intelligent person; I may not have all the answers, but I'll certainly sit down and converse with you until I think I do. That's rule #2: ''If you think you've figured it out, you're probably wrong. So hold true to your beliefs but don't shut yourself out from the rest of the world; it's not called "riding the fence", it's called "being open and flexible"'' :-D.

Things that I hate: Stupid people, ignorant people, (typically young) people who think they're big stuff and don't realize there's an entire fucking world out there, cats (when they stop listening to me, which is usually after the first 10 seconds), people who live on Wikipedia and feel like it's their child to protect when indeed this project was started as a universal collaberation - except now it's been on CNN, so it has to be bureaucratized.

Just in case they *yoink* my Niggerchanovsky page (which I thought was done quite tastefully with relevant facts - need proof of the iTap occurence? Pull out your motorola phone...), I've chosen to include the entry here in my user page.

My Article They Wanna *Yoink*
Niggerchanovsky is a predictive text phrase found in the data library of many mobile phones that use iTap. When a user types the word "nigger" in a text message while using the iTap feature, the phone produces "Niggerchanovsky" as a predictive text option; this word is usually the sole choice unless "nigger" has already been added to the iTap data library by the user.

There is relatively little known about this word or why iTap would choose to include it in its data library. It is referred to as a slang term for an alcoholic beverage called a 'Black Russian'http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=niggerchanovsky&defid=1322529, or as a slang term summarizing someone of 'Russian-Negro' descent.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=niggerchanovsky&defid=1322529