User:Mean Machine04

2004/2005 Season
Mean Machine was made in 2004 by Sam Amaria, Darren King and myself Jayden Camm, all the way back in grade 6. We recruited players from all over Grade 6R. Getting Big Names like Lachlan 'Woody' Wotton, Ryan 'Semple' Semple and Thomas 'Gooch' Gauci. We also got stuck with Jacob 'Dicko' Dickason who we only picked for numbers. And from us 7 players we started Mean Machine. When we started we thought we were good but no one had any idea what we were really capable of. In our First Season 04-05 we went undefeated all the way to the grand final, beating some team in the final- I can't remember their names. (if anyone knows tell me) In that grand final Sam Amaria got M.V.P (i think)

2005/2006 Season
With no Sam Amaria how would Mean Machine go? Heaps better That year started with a loss to St Marys Fairies, which was a real wake up call for some of our players. We lost the next game to the Red Devils then in our third match we won our first game. There was a big battle for second place between St Marys Fairies and Mean Machine for the whole season. As one Team domatation the whole season Geoff Ly's Team winning every match. After the Christams break Darren King had Pre Season training with Moe Lions so we needed a replacement Thats when Ashlee 'Migit' Birrel Came and shocked the Indoor soccer world with his foot skills. When Finals came Geoff's team was DQed from the finals thanks to a randam drug test. Which left it wide open. Mean Machine were set with a big task against The Red Devils. This may of been the best match that you could ever see with Mean Machine winning 2-1 with a last minute goal by Jayden Camm. Putting them in the final against St Marys Fairies this would be a tough match. But it wasn't Mean Machine winning 7-1 and me Jayden camm kicking 6 goals and picking up a M.V.P award as well. This was our best year in Mean Machine History maybe its because Dicko broke his leg and couldnt play for half the year lol.

2006/2007 Season
A whole new team was created at Mean Machine. With names like Ryan Semple, Darren King and Thomas Gauci leaving opened the door for new Recruits like Pat 'PIMP' Frendo, Liam 'Jew' Bednarski and Jarrod 'JT' Thorton. But the return of Mean Machine's Golden Boy Sam Amaria was the spark for the new season. Our first match was against Newbra against Ryan Semple's new team. With Mean Machine winning 8-1 and the new signing Liam 'Jew' Bednarski scoring a hat-trick on debut. Mean Machine had a good year losing only one match against The Gods. Mean Machine finished the season on top of the ladder and had to play 2nd place Gods which we won by a Shin pad. (well if one player isnt wearing a shin pad that a goal to the other team) Well one of there players were not wearing his so we gained a extra goal and won by that won goal. That put us in the Grand Final against Newbra. Newbra had improved getting Ash 'Migit' Birrel. It was a great Grand Final but Newbra prevailed takeing advanage of Dicko being in goals(1st second blunder was too busy eating a taco). Sam Amaria won M.V.P for the match he also won Golden Boot. The came second in M.V.P for the whole league losing to a girl. lol.

2007/2008 Season
Mean machine had a new rival by the name of Moehampton United. They were all the best of mates at school but when it came to Indoor Soccer then it was serious. With Mean Machine picking up JAMES MCHALLAM and losing Sam Amaria we knew we still had a chance. Throughout the Home and Away season Moehampton and Mean machine played each other twice with Mean Machine winning once and Moehampton winning once. It was a very even season his year with teams Like Moehampton Sherminators, Joga Boniots and Burra Boys all going for the major prize. At the end of the season of course Mean Machine was top of the ladder. And that gave us a second chance against the very in form Sherminators. It was a match for the ages as the score at half time was 2-2. But in the second half the most dominating forward line in Mean Machine History went to work as Pat Frendo and Jayden Camm were able to slot another 5 in for Mean Machine. And putting Mean Machine into the Grand Final. They were to face their best friends Moehampton; it was going to be the greatest match in history. But sadly it wasn’t, as Mean Machine was up 2-0 at half time they were playing freely but Moehampton were not going to give up, and Moehampton scoring 5 goals in an amazing half to make them winners 5-3. That’s Right once again Mean machine were second Place. Woooooooooo. Now i can’t promise that we will have a team next year, but we will try.

The Players:
Player Profiles: Jayden 'Kami" Camm Is the heart and sole of Mean Machine without this guy Mean Machine wouldn't exist. A handy player who can score goals. This player dosent benefit from being an ewok Lachlan 'Woody" Wooten Woody a leader of the team. Good goal keeper hard runner. Played soccer for a couple years hes skills are improveing

Jarrod 'JT' Thorton The black cunt the quickest guy on the team gets the ball and kicks it down the ground he is developing quickly Pat 'PIMP' Frendo Pat started last year with a bang scoring a lot of goals and setting up a lot Liam 'Jew' Bednarski The Jew take indoor seriously some times kicking the wall when he makes a mistake. He has played soccer for about 10 years and it shows James 'Macca' McHallam This year was his first season for Mean Machine and we were Impressed.

Retired Players
Retired Players of Mean Machine: Darren 'Kingy' King Its Kingy do i have to say more and there talks that he might ne coming back.. Ryan 'Semple' Semple Has recovered fully from a broken ankle Sam 'Fish' Amaria Left the team to play with a heap of duds at ended beating us. But we wish u good luck on your further endeavors Thomas 'Gooch' Gauci Left us for Golf, Golf WTF Golf isnt even a sport. You wanker! Jacob 'Dicko' Dickason The Mexican warior he left on the top of The world  Luke 'Tomo' Thompson Is currently at Mean Machine Academy. Shit Bloke.

Mean Machine Academy
Mean Machine Academy was opened before the 2007 and 2008 season. On July 13th of 2007. Many players have trained at Mean Machine Academy. Some of those players are: James Mchallam Pat Frendo Jacob Dickason Sam Amaria Francesco Totti Ronaldinho Cesc Fabregas Matt Le Tissier Zinedine Zidane Michael Ballack Robbie Keane Ole Gunnar Solskjær Dunbar. Mean Machine Academy are currently taking applications, so if you want a chance to play for Mean Machine then try out. Not everyone makes it but the ones that dont normally have a decent career in soccer anyway. Mean Machine Academy Staff Jayden Camm: President, Founder and Head Coach. James McHallam: Primeminster and Coach. Jacob Dickason: Head Scout Liam Bednarski: Head Account Lachlan Wooton: Fitness Coach.

Hall Of Fame
The Hall Of fame, being in The Mean Machine Hall of Fame is everyones dream. I mean how would you feel, you are being Honor of being recognized for all the hard work you have done for a great club. One person every 6 months is inducted in to The Hall Of Fame. There is only one Hall Of Fame inductee at the moment and that is Sam Amaria. Sam was recognized for being one of the original Mean machine, also a multi time Grand Final MVP. The Mean Machine Hall of Fame is maybe the most honoured and respected award that any indoor soccer player can recieve.

Riots In Mexico
There will always be a space in all the fans hearts for Dicko. Dicko was the Taco eating, Mole destroying, salsa dipping, illegal immigrate, sun of a Gun. Dicko was a Mexican warrior, he was a hero to all the little Mexican kids out there, Dicko proved to the world that Mexicans can do something with their life. Dicko was reasonable for now is called The Mexican Massacre, or known to some as Riots in Mexico. As Dicko became the first ever Mexican to score 8 games in a row. What a star, but it wasn’t he and his mass performance against Warragul in 2007 them all the Mexicans wouldn’t be dead today. Well you see Dicko scored 4 goals, now no one in Mexican history has scored that many goals in any game, and all the millions of Fans went crazy as they watches live on their one little 21cm Black and white TV. Right after the match the fans went crazy, they were on top of the world, they were comparing Dicko to Jesus or the First ever flat Bottom taco. Dicko was a religion. Then it happened the worst thing that could happen, Dicko got his mole cut off. And suddenly his form went down, and he didn’t score and after the big match against Sherminators the fans went crazy. Dicko hadn’t scored a goal in the whole of 2008. It was amazing. Dicko Shares went down, and people starting burning stuffed Dicko on the streets. It was crazy and sadly on that Wednesday Night sadly 41 Mexicans lost their life. Dicko was a Hero and he had gone to Zero. Mean Machine was not held resonable for what happened but Dicko took it to heart and only 3 monthes after it happened he retired, was it a consequence i think not. Dicko has since left Mean Machine and is living Part Time in mexico and goes to canada every now and again.

And thats The Way The Cookie Crumbles
And Thats The Way The Cookie Crumbles..........