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The Bundercut is the most regal of all hairstyles. Forget about the skullet, ignore the Undercut, the Bundercut is the pinnacle.

Generally sported by the more experienced gent, it is a style that embraces all ages & both sexes. This is a style that shouts confidence. A style that says "look at a me, I'm a badass, You don't know it & I could explode anytime". A Bundercut isn't just a haircut. It makes its wearer complete. When you have a Bundercut, it becomes YOU. You become IT.

There are no prerequisites to getting one. There is no discrimination. All a Bundercut asks for is an owner who is not afraid. An owner who will care for it & an owner who is determined to succeed.

Scientific & Behavioural studies have shown that a Bundercut will improve the chances of a Male Specimen finding his sexual mate. In fact, it is proven that a Bundercut will assist in the mating of at least 5000 of the female species per Bundercutter (also known as Cutters, Bunders & BuCuts).

Often a Bundercut is compared to a Skullet. There are subtle differences, but these small details identify the difference between a man & a king. A Skullet will be made of hair being grown from follicles that follow the hairline. It is often shaped from front to back with length increasing as it progresses towards the neck (please see Terry Nutkins as an example). A Bundercut shares similar DNA with the more common style "UnderCut" but this is like comparing a Gorilla with Man. Despite the similarities the Bundercut requires a Bald or Shaved Pate, and shaved sides with a minimum depth of 1 Inch from the hairline. The Cutter can then choose what they wish to do with the overhang. This can be styled in many ways but the length of the overhang must never be less than 1 Inch.