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How to Breath: A lesson for dead people

Step 1: Stop being dead

Step 2: Dig out of your grave (Do this fast you aren't breathing right now and that is bad)

Step 3: First stick your right hand out of your grave (Do this because it will be cool)

Step 4: Inhale

Step 5: Exhale

Step 6: Repeat the last 2 steps over and over again

Step 7: Realize that you are dead

Step 8: Go back in your grave

Step 9: Stop breathing

Step 10: Paypal me $20

Step 11: Stay dead, you died stay dead

Step: 12 If you are reading this then you haven't crawled back into your grave, why?

Step 69: I don't know how to count

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