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Mechanté
Founded in the summer of 2010, Mechanté was originated by four founding fathers. The meaning behind Mechanté is open to interpretation, but the underlying morals are depicted in the Mechanté Bible. Mechanté is host to a number of disciples, who strive to live their lives in a way which represents the values upon which Mechanté was founded.

Founding Fathers
MC 7slap MC Sizzle MC Hectoral Dr Ponché

The Religion
The initial movement soon gathered pace in a snowball effect. Followers wanted to know how to change their lives to adopt what had clearly become a global phenomenon. Was it a short lived fad like the Harlem Shake, Pokemon, or even the Rubix Cube? No, it was here to stay and have an impact that can only be compared to that of The Big Bang. The first testament written in November 2012 was published giving the disciples some kind of guidance. It must be always remembered by disciples that in the beginning there was ponché.. and it was good.

Project M
With the world it's pearly oyster, Mechanté made a decision to give the people what they want. Project M. The event is due to commence on March 28th 2013 at the World famous Mechanté towers, appearances set to grace the disciples presence include MC 7slap, MC Sizzle, MC Hectoral, Dr Ponché, Biggie Smalls and George Best.

Become a Disciple
The question everyone has been asking. How do I join the movement? Well it's simple, follow @mechanteinc on Twitter for live updates on what's become the most talked about thing since the creation of fire (invented by Dr Ponché purely to make Sambuca flaming).

The Future
What can a religion do once it has reached these heights? Well.. YOU can now be involved. The merchandise line is anticipated to come out in the fall of 2013, get in quick or get out quicker is what Gucci, Chanel, and Louis V have been told.