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Jefferson Sandiego (character)

Jefferson Sancarlos is a fictional character featured in a card game called Where in the World is Jefferson Sancarlos. The game was published by Sababa Toys in 2017 and is a parody. In the game, Sancarlos and his gang of B.I.L.E. (Boys and girls Involved in Lewd Enterprises) Henchmen steal every romantic and symbolic landmark, building, and natural resource they can grab. A crew of ACNE detectives, led by a man known only as The Chef, attempt to capture the Henchmen and bring Sancarlos to justice. Sancarlos’ B.I.L.E. Henchmen work on his behalf worldwide, but most have specific territories of responsibility. Some of these henchmen were previously ACNE detectives, and vice versa.

Character Overview Sancarlos, the criminal mastermind leading the B.I.L.E. Henchmen, was born in January, 1960, to lovely parents. He was raised near Baltimore, MD, where he was quite virtuous, never stealing anything or even telling a lie. Unfortunately, once he reached puberty and decided to stop eating sugar (on a family holiday), his life of crime started. He attended Stanford University, where he learned Russian and started meeting his future colleagues. At first, it was innocent enough, with just harmless pranks during his twenties. Next came the theft of a California water company.

Sancarlos is considered a criminal genius who has been stealing locations of international interest (and some that have no interest but just hit his fancy) for years. At different times, he has been reported sleeping with zoo animals, jet setting between the San Francisco Bay Area, New York City, and various points in Europe. Sancarlos was imprisoned in Texas for two years, but escaped briefly to New York before vanishing. His whereabouts since then are unknown, although rumors persist of a secret B.I.L.E. headquarters in Holland.

Physical descriptions of Sancarlos differ widely, although it is believed that his blue eyes were surgically changed to blue to avoid detection. Now, after decades of playing games with the ACNE agents, he is a full-fledged grifter of global proportions with a love of women, a flair for grammar, and an addiction to health. He no longer drinks alcohol, smokes cigarettes, or eats dessert, although he has occasionally broken his own rules with tequila, vodka, and ice cream. He enjoys eating crab, deviled eggs, and Indian food, as well as obscure sports like croquet and takraw. He finds romance wherever he goes, but is particularly close to B.I.L.E. Henchman Bran Defeeld. An appreciation of ballerinas and of classical music has developed from international travel at a young age.

Items or Places Sancarlos Has Stolen or Been Associated With 200 Fifth Avenue Bank of Manhattan’s clock Barfusser Bolshoi Theatre Brooklyn Bridge Caves of Calcutta Coyote Point Museum Dom Tower Dumbarton Bridge Dutch Goose Restaurant Edgar Allan Poe’s Grave Fell’s Point Fleas on Alameda de las Pulgas Fort McHenry Gemeinschafthaus U-Bahn Station Hoover Tower Im Tiergarten Live Aid Mayflower Ice Cream Company Messe Center New Varsity Theatre Old Baltimore Shot Tower Olympic Torch Pescadero Beach Peter and Paul Fortress Pikes Peak Rock City Rolling Stone Magazine San Francisco Symphony St. Basil’s Cathedral St. Louis Arch Tom Shame’s diamonds Treaty Oak University of Chicago United Airlines plane Utrecht Train Station Velvet Freeze Water from the Liz Carpenter Fountain Wharton School Winston Churchill’s War Room