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Spencer Rosemary Parmelee is an American, humaoid actor known for his award winning role in the culturally significant film, Z Rex: Dead War.

He came to life on June 27th, 1989 when an Iowa frat boy told the exact right sequence of Dad Jokes in front of mirror by candle light at the stroke of midnight during full moon. He was adopted by a nice family in South Dakota and was raised with a plethora of genius level sisters which is what ultimately led to Parmelee's need to be the jokster.

Known for his pranks, such as charging unsuspecting adults $.25 a program at a school play when he was 8 years-old, there was know doubt Parmelee would grow up to lead an "interesting" life.

After traveling the world as a can can dancer, he settled in Ulan Bator, Mongolia and became engaged to the prime minister. Sadly, his beloved passed away in an unfortunate extreme kiting accident. After a period of grieving, Parmelee returned to the US and set up shop as a tarot card reader in Boca Raton, FL. While reading the cards for naive tourists was lucrative, he found passion in extorting hapless retirees. He became so obsessed with the hobby that he invented the infamous "IRS Scam" and sold the rights to Somali pirates.

When the Feds became hot on his trail he legally changed his middle name to Elliot and moved to Denver, CO where he met his sane minded, highly intelligent fiancé, Candice.￼

Parmele now finds happiness in spending time with Candice and breeding show quality Mallard ducks in between film roles.