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Ronan Richard John Fox Mooney the First

Ronan Richard John Fox 'Rock god' Mooney, also known as the 'King of Huyton' was born on an unknown date in an unknown location. It is a universially acknowledged fact that Ronan is the earthly reincarnation of the Rastafarian God 'Jah'. Despite this Ronan is in touch with the people, especially those at Heebie Jeebies, where he is holder of a very special keyring allowing free drinks and entry to his very special self. Ronan is infamous for his often prophetic speeches. A disciple of Ronan once enquired "How does one become a Rastafarian" to which Ronan wisely replied "Yer don't becum... yer just arrrr."