User:Megwards

"Kimberly May be Pitiful..."

This would be considered the ultimate OFFICIAL oxymoron. If you happen to know "Kimberly" she is known to be one of the most emotionally strong humans to ever walk the planet. Sure, she is going through a tough time. I mean if you consider kicking the ass of stage four cancer a "tough time." Most of us would have gone full NFG by now (No F#@&ks Given), but she continues to trudge along, still entertaining (wth?) as she is able to and still making us laugh with her fantastically dark sense of humor, so...

"Kimberly may be PITIFUL...?"

THOSE might just be the craziest words ever uttered.