User:Melaen/maximum workload model

The Maximum Workload Model (MWM) describes the fascinating cycle of carbonhydrate loss when a human being rambles in boondocks. The basic equation

shows the correlation between the stupidity of bourgeois youngsters concerning the wish to smell like teen spirit and change their underwear every minute and having to carry the burden of not being free as a bird.

In more simple terms, the famous researcher and scientist of neurophysiology Prof. Dr.-Ing. Dr. rer. nat. habil. Ruediger Z. Nehberg stated:

"Don't mourn about your malodorousness - thats yourself - but rather be happy to be agravic. 24.2 pounds, thats the magic formula for every conscious backpackin fellow. So I admonish every inch of you, do not be so goddamn nuts, and never think about carryin more than 3 boxers."

Thats the holy point, my dearest.

by User:Anulu2403