User:Melonieann

Melonie Milliken is the greatest being to ever live. She was born on Venus, but was raised in the eastern hemisphere of Jupiter.

She is a billionaire who likes to spend her time fishing. She holds the world record for most fish ever caught by one being on the planet Earth.

Melonie was once married to Rick Springfield, but their relationship abrubtly ended when she found he was from Mars (long feud between Mars/Venus). After the demise of that marriage, Melonie went on to date Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Jason Statham. Currently, Melonie and Chris Hemsworth are an item.

Since being elected Ruler of The Milky Way, Ms. Milliken has been living in West Virginia on the planet Earth with her six children. She currently teaches at Wheeling Park High School where she creates ridiculous Wikipedia pages to demonstrate the unreliability of information collected from the site.