User:Melvster200

This special page is about Melvin Rotsocker. He was born on 23rd August 2009 but he already 84 years old. That's how awesome he is. He is a sensitive character with a bunch of talents.. he is a worldwide famous singer, with such hits as "I fancy Kyle Kent" and "Abby Bee is a loser" which have both sold millions. Also, he is a runway model.. widely known for his amazing figure.

His last name, Rotsocker, originates from the Latin "sockusmuchus" which means "to like socks much" which leads to his extreme phobia of not having socks, or having the disease "cold feet"

Not a lot of people know that it was Melvin who lead to the extinction of the dinosaurs... He farted.

And that was my insight to life exciting life of Melvin Rotsocker, who is a hero. and he fancies me. :)