User:Meowmeowrainbow

Snoslegs

Snoslegs are very majestic creatures that usually start to appear around the season of Autumn. They have two buck teeth, skimpy little legs, and slightly resemble snowflakes. They are very (not) hard to find and the snosleg population is currently 82935,892444801,64480263,52810,172 and three quarters. A Snosleg's favorite food is underdone bacon covered with cheese and walnuts. The longest living snosleg is infinity years old and is still alive today.

Snosleg song: There are snoslegs in my hair, There are snoslegs everywhere Theres one on my face But I sneezed and sent it to outerspace Theres a snosleg up my nose- Oh look, there it goes! Theres a snosleg in my hand! There are snoslegs in a pan! [come get them while they're cold, kids!] Theres a snosleg in my abdomen! Theres a snosleg in my ear! But what do you expect, its the snosleg time of yeeeeear!!!

Snoslegs were voted the most majestic creatures in nature, they have won 400,000 Emmys in total, and billions apon billions of beauty pageant awards, beauty contest awards, Miss America awards, Miss Nebraska awards, and actually in the year 1927 the Miss America was an actual snosleg!!!

Some types of rare snoslegs are actually the colors red, yellow, plurplop, and even rainbow!!!