User:Merriman Zajac

Merriman Zajac is a person that resides in Waco, Texas. Mainly, he is a person. There are other details, but we won't go into them here because the details would cause the average homo sapiens to lose all bodily control. Mostly, you need to know that he exists, and he has been doing so on a regular basis since 1983.

Merriman is also known to enjoy bunnies. Lots of floppy, hoppy bunnies.