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Maddie Seggelke

 == S.O.S - How to take over the world: == 

Abstract: Here about to be discussed is a document detailing a simple theme evident in the lives of pinkish-apes,

derived from an earthly made document by someone known as the wise one- Guy Debord.

This will be written in partial toward a pinkish-ape audience for the possibility of them intercepting this

document that I plan to send to the rest of the members of the High Council.

Introduction: Who is he?

Debord has knowledge, and amongst apes and aliens alike, knowledge is power. Debord, is a pinkish-ape himself who understands his society and world better than any other apes. This is because he himself is one of them. To the higher council in which I present this plan for, I want to say that with Debord's guide explaining how his human society is structured, our plan will be great enough that all apes should be wise enough to happily consent to our domination. Debord helped us aliens to understand the pinkish-ape society through his document written about the ideological practices of his kind through something he calls S.O.S (Society of the Spectacle).

Mission Plan: As I, a higher power, from a higher and larger universe oversee Earth, I can assure the other members of the higher council that Earth is about to be entirely dominated by our kind. Please understand that there shall be intentions of brute-force, nor any intent to pursue violence towards anyone. I've realized the most effective method will be to handle this peacefully and this can happen if all cooperate.

Details and Explanation: After shuffling through the various reports submitted from Earth observations, I happened to come across a theme very prevalent amongst the pinkish-ape society. Pinkish-apes have a thirst for redemption. That is to say that after extensive observation from an alien who I am certain is trusted and reliable for what he claims to observe, it was made obvious that pinkish-ape make attempts to redeem themselves after any failed action plan or committing of evil. Not only do pinkish-ape try to save themselves and others from sin, error, and evil, but they do so in regards to their morality and the fact that most pinkish-apes have something called a conscience. This conscience is something that lives inside the ape brain and is instilled in the mind of these pinkish-apes. It affects the decisions and actions they make in their society. This goes onto say that decisions and actions that these pinkish-apes make can affect other apes around them, even if not in close brotherhood or sisterhood. Yes, even if they are strangers to one another. As for pinkish-apes who may be criminals or thieves and members of group operations in which they do evil things, still many of these apes who are committing evil deeds have morals. An example I have for you is an observation that an alien companion saw as he watched six apes conform to a pinkish-ape organization and partake in robbery, submersing themselves into dangerous activity, while hurting and killing other apes through the process. As these apes fail in what they call a "heist," certain apes find themselves in a moral dilemma, forced to kill others. An overwhelming look came across a particular ape's face as he killed another ape. This was a look of distraught, which goes onto show this particular ape knew what he did was wrong, wished he could redeem himself, and was aware of his sinful actions, proving his morality. Something we alien's believe all apes have. Further more, what ape doesn't desire to live in a world of good and truth, and no falsehood? Us aliens of a higher council can help ensure this if we were in control of the lives of these pinkish-apes. A wise ape by the name of Debord points out is that "In a world which really is topsy-turvy, the true is a moment of the false" (Debord, 9). To better understand, this is to say that in a world that has been turned on its head, a world that has been reversed, truth is a moment of falsehood. The pinkish-apes were observed in the act of this as mentioned above as this bad ape comes to a realization that what he did was wrong. It is true that it is a good thing that this ape came to a realization, but after such evil and sinful engagements and wrong conformity to another group, isn't this a moment of falsehood? This here, is the relation between a pinkish-ape's thirst of redemption and awareness of morality. This here is the answer. This, is something to think about. Here is an idea that the pinkish-ape Debord claims to be a theme in the lives of his very own society.

How and Why:  How our domination will promote the pinkish-ape society will be by giving them the redemption they thirst for. This idea of freedom, yet that is under a higher and more knowledgable council, will establish a more fragmented society among these pinkish-apes. In this way we can help save the pinkish apes from wrong doing and finding themselves in the midst of falsehood. The truth will be the truth, and it will only exist in a whole truthfulness realm of a world under our control. This would be an advantageous time for pinkish-apes, for bad apes to learn that they can be good, and for good apes to help see the good and shift that bad apes can make. This can save the apes from their sins and evil deeds, and can bring forth the power of their morality. What ape wouldn't want to live in such a society? Under our command, they will have this.

Our Battle Plan:

Our plan is a series of steps:
 * 1) Share our observation with the pinkish-apes.
 * 2) Show the pinkish-apes we can feed their redemption through teaching them better about the structure of their society.
 * 3) Provide evidence that morality exists in all apes through our witnessed observations.
 * 4) Promote to the apes the idea that it is possible have freedom under our control.
 * 5) Show the apes that we will note use brute-force or violence.
 * 6) Sign a treaty to prove ourselves reliable and truthful.
 * 7) Explain to the apes that they live in a world thirsty for redemption and awareness of morality, and instill in them the fact that this is how their world will remain without our help.
 * 8) Continue our subjugation of Earth.

The key to our domination will be the fact that if us aliens can trust a pinkish-ape's observations and understanding of his very own kind of society, the pinkish-apes should not falter to trust us as well.