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Ronald Smith
Well-known as Munch’s muse for the character of Prince Ronald in the classic story, The Paper Bag Princess, Ronald is also considered a modern-day Renaissance man. His ingenious solutions for life’s problems has earned him the recognition he deserves.

Early life
Ron, the baby of his family, was the last of 5 children for Frank and Jean Smith. Upon his illustrious arrival, Jean noted “ I knew he was ‘special’, but didn’t think it was a good thing.” After winning the International Spelling Bee in 5th grade, he went on to draft Logger Plaid Rights, defending the honour and aesthetic of loggers worldwide.

Career & Accomplishments
A colleague of Socrates, Ron established the basis of philosophical study at the University of Oxford. A military man and scholar, he established the battle plans that led to the down fall of Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo and proceeded to write the lyrics to the eponymous ABBA classic.

He graciously accepted the Pulitzer Prize for his innovative work based on Perrault’s Cinderella, featuring a male lead and two fairy step-sisters, Diarrhea and Anesthetic, one of whom could propel herself with her gaseous emissions. In the late 1990’s, Ron won the Nobel Peace Prize for negotiating phone rights during the era of dial-up internet between his two teenage daughters. Winner of the Highland Games caber toss with kudos for ingenious use of a vacuum instead of a traditional caber. As with the offending vacuum, he propels his Scottish heritage forward. He is often noted for his superior skull strength, often tested by shop equipment, quick moving toddlers, and things that suddenly leap in his way. His culinary skills never cease to amaze. Said one daughter, “I remember him making pork chops once. He used mushroom soup. It was amazing.” Another child noted, “He is really good at making ice cream. Well, not really making it… I mean, he scoops it from the Breyer’s container with remarkable generosity.” His offspring also gushed at his talent for surprising them with KFC, a family favorite. His long-standing relationship with M&M’s reached an all new high when he, allegedly, achieved the Guinness World Record for consuming the most peanut M&M’s in one day. His doctor expressed concern but the Mars family honoured him with a golden cocoa bean for his accomplishment.

He is a lover of animals, especially ones that contort with delight at his arrival. This includes his grand kids. He frequently travels (at extraordinarily low speeds) upon his four-wheeled Kawasaki chariot for the entertainment of little ones. His respect for animals extends to his appreciation for their deliciousness. Ron possesses superior animal capturing powers. Whether that bird appears to him in a thicket or a bucket, he takes it down with an admirable skill and speed. His eldest daughter confirmed the rumours that he did kill a fish my dropping a large rock from a bridge. She was amazed, believing this to be a dad superpower.