User:MetSlayer

 Hi! Welcome to my "work-in-progress" Wikipedia homepage.   Here are some things to look forward to...
 * Some basic things about me
 * My likes...
 * ...and my dislikes

Here are some things you might see...
 * Even more, generally less vague things about myself
 * What my day usually consists of
 * Why I like Wikipedia so much

And here are some things you might as well keep dreaming about...
 * My deepest darkest secrets
 * The fantasies I fashion in the inner reaches of my mind
 * The horrendous nick-names my friends call me (trust me, you don’t want to know)