User:Metal Gear Solid

Metal Gear Solid is not only a video game, but a username as well. I bet you didn't know that!

Another thing that you probably didn't know (and if you do, stop spying on me) is that Metal Gear Solid is actually not just one person, but TWO different people! And I am one of them.

Yeah, me too.

Anyway, before I was interrupted I was about to say, when we were first faced with having to create a user name from nothing, I didn't think we could do it. After all, the only person who can create stuff from nothing is...well, God. And maybe Jesus. Unless He doesn't get those powers until after God dies. I'm not sure. Check your Bibles. Or pray. Whatever you do.

Proof that Metal Gear Solid is two people: One of us puts two spaces after ending a sentence, like this. Another does not. Which is better? You decide.

Anyway, I didn't think we could create a screenname on our own. So we let fate decide. We clicked on a random article, and...oh, I don't feel like doing this anymore. Good night.

But I do! Ha ha! Anyways, other Metal Gear Solid thinks my typing is "bad". Again, you, the reader, have the power of choice. What you choose to do with this power is your... well, choice. In conclusion, we know more about famous poles and U.S. secession attempts than you do.