User:Meteshjj

'''This user page is incredibly stupid. Extended viewing may cause nausea, vomiting, constipation, fish, telephone, taco, pickle, anal seepage, low gas milage, blindness, more constipation, Chuck Norris roudhouse kicking you, Mike Tyson biting your ears off, yet another bout of constipation, Tom Cruise beligerantly assalting your living room furniture on national television, pants, or all of the above.'''

Hammer time!

Hi, this is JJmetesh, and I have a lot of free time. Yay free time!

Some things you all should care about:


 * Led Zeppelin


 * Create the friggin' Fred the Monkey page again!


 * The Simpsons


 * Family Guy


 * Mario

If you should feel the need to vandalize, please do it here









vandalize

SANDWICH


 "Dear Tom Cruise, Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn’t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds? Please, I’m crying out for help." - Alton Brown, Food Network host of Good Eats and Iron Chef America

How do you like them apples, Tommy?