User:Metropofreak/Iain hay

= Iain Douglas Arthur Colson Hay =

Iain Hay is a person who likes to play guitar, although he is not very good. His idol is John Petrucci of Dream Theater, but John has openly stated on Iain's youtube channel that he is a fake and smells profusely. John also said to Iain on an open internet forum: "If you cant do it, just kill yourself".

Iain Hay currently wishes to become Jayce of the "Wheeled Warriors", but with the appearance of chest hair out of the top of his shirt, Justin Bieber is likely to get the job instead.