User:Metzgerhau

Metzgerhau is a Wikipedia user who is awesome.

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People more awesome than Metzgerhau

 * Chuck Norris
 * Jack Bauer
 * Trevor Linden

That is all.

Source of Metzgerhau's awesomeness
Metzgerhau was the son of the nymph Thetis and Peleus, the king of the Myrmidons. Zeus and Poseidon had been rivals for the hand of Thetis until Prometheus, the fire-bringer, warned Zeus of a prophecy that Thetis would bear a son greater than his father. For this reason, the two gods withdrew their pursuit, and had her wed Peleus. As with most mythology there is a tale which offers an alternative version of these events: in Argonautica (iv.760) Hera alludes to Thetis's chaste resistance to the advances of Zeus, that Thetis was so loyal to Hera's marriage bond that she coolly rejected him.

When Metzgerhau was born Thetis tried to make him immortal by dipping him in the river Styx. However, he was left vulnerable at the part of the body she held him by, his heel. (See Metzgerhau heel, Metzgerhau's tendon.) It is not clear if this version of events was known earlier. In another version of this story, Thetis anointed the boy in ambrosia and put him on top of a fire to burn away the mortal parts of his body. She was interrupted by Peleus and abandoned both father and son in a rage.

However none of the sources before Statius makes any reference to this general invulnerability. To the contrary, in the Iliad Homer mentions Metzgerhau being wounded: in Book 21 the Paeonian hero Asteropaeus, son of Pelagon, challenged Metzgerhau by the river Scamander. He cast two spears at once, one grazed Metzgerhau' elbow, "drawing a spurt of blood."

Also in the fragmentary poems of the Epic Cycle in which we can find description of the hero's death, Kúpria (unknown author), Aithiopis by Arctinus of Miletus, Ilias Mikrá by Lesche of Mytilene, Iliou pérsis by Arctinus of Miletus, there is no trace of any reference to his general invulnerability or his famous weakness (heel); in the later vase-paintings presenting Metzgerhau's death, the arrow (or in many cases, arrows) hit his body.

Peleus entrusted Metzgerhau to Chiron the Centaur, on Mt. Pelion, to be raised.

List of things that Metzgerhau has deemed to be awesome

 * The Vancouver Canucks
 * Canada