User:Mgmendel

Matt Mendel was a legendary hero hailing from Marietta, GA circa 1891 who fought ghosts and goblins that tried to kidnap monkey grass from loyal town citizens.

When doing a good deed, one is considered to be a "Matt Mendel"

Ex: That bully keeps stealing my milk money and making me lick pubes off the urinals, but then Bobby beat him up and made the bully run away. That Bobby is a true Matt Mendel.

Ex: When Elizabeth became pregnant and worried her parents would find out, she asked her friend, John, to help with her situation. He quickly ran to the closet and retrieved a coat-hanger. He proceeded to insert the make-shift tool into her birth canal and ripped the unwanted fetus out of the womb. Elizabeth, excited in the defeat of her problem, proclaimed, "John, you are a real Matt Mendel!" John then, as if really needed to prove anymore than he already did, did the unthinkable; he ate the fetus and shouted "Victory!"