User:Mgreason





What I've learned: You can't fix stupid. No good deed goes unpunished. Remember to KISS: keep it short, stupid. Maintain a perspective: if nobody died, life will go on. Life is like a poker hand. You make the best of the cards you're dealt. Florida is the only state where the farther north you go, the further South you get. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's difficult to remember that the initial objective was to drain the swamp.