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= Sam MacLean = Sam MacLean is a guy from Edinburgh best known for having glasses and thinking everything is "fab".

Early Life
Very little is known about Sam MacLean's early life, he was born into a rich family and has had everything in his life handed to him on a silver platter.

Personal Life
Sam currently attends Glasgow University where he studies Physics with Astronomy. He is also on the Christian Union Events Week Committee where he co-organises Publicity.

Campaign for CU Presidency
During the first semester of 2019-2020 Sam ran a campaign to become the president of Glasgow University Christian Union. The origin of this campaign was a long conversation between Sam and the current president (the details of which differ according to the source.) It was suggested that Sam used this opportunity to persuade the former president to support his bid to be the next president.

Sam from this point onwards was openly critical of the current committee and suggested multiple reforms. He felt that the CU was too focussed on mission and not enough attention was given to getting girlfriends and forming cliques. He also felt the CU was a sufficient replacement for church and members should prove their loyalty to the CU by leaving their local churches and youth groups.

The "Sam Collection" or "OutofContextSamMacLean"
Not to be mistaken with the Book of Psalms

This is a collection of memes about and/or featuring Sam MacLean, they range from fake Facebook posts to photos and videos of Sam himself. They are collected and produced by Michael Hunter who planned to create a Instagram page for them, but despite public demand for it this is yet to happen.

Zip malfunction
This famous incident occurred on the 7th of November 2019. During a lecture Sam realised that his jacket zip was stuck not allowing him to take his jacket off. He unsuccessfully tried using water, soap, WD-40, chalk and pencil in order to get the zip to work. The situation was made worse when Jonathan Sims, a French student, attempted to use brute force to get the zip unstuck, he broke part of the zip off rendering it even harder to remove. Eventually Sam was able to pull the jacket over his head.

Blue Hoodie
Sam owns a blue GAP hoodie which was noted for its softness. It was described by Ali Adam Ali as "a bath towel" although no one else agrees with this description.

CU Freshers Chat
Sam's reputation came under fire after a series of unfunny jokes and comments resulted in him being removed from the CU freshers chat on multiple occasions on the same day. The first of these incidents was when he thought it would be funny to correct Fraser's notation in a joke widely considered to already be very unfunny. Although Aidan Dow supported this joke, he made further comments that Michael Hunter described as "dismal patter", Sam then removed Michael from the group in an act described by many as "spiteful and petty". This caused him to be removed as an admin and kicked from the chat by Andrew MacKenzie.

The second occasion was later that day when after being added back into the chat, he changed the group name to the "Sam Maclean Appreciation Society". Michael Hunter then requested that Sam be removed from the chat again, Andrew MacKenzie agreed and he was removed momentarily before another member added him back.

Girlfriends
Sam's personal life came under scrutiny when he confessed his love for three different girls. While he has never officially entered into a relationship with any of the girls (although this is subject of debate), his comments were criticised by some for being "slightly weird".

Heresies
According to some accounts Sam has made numerous heretical statements. One acquaintance said of Sam "Oh yes Sam he's a lovely boy, his theology is weaker than a biscuit when its dipped in tea, but he's a lovely boy".

= Isla Davies = Known for being small

Early Life
She doesn't talk about it

Hobbies
Isla enjoys maths, baking, board games and frisbee.

Gym Accident
Isla had a horrible accident in the gym in November 2019, While benching 50kg (Although this number is less than 5kg according to some sources) her legs gave way and the bar fell on her neck causing minor injuries. This event was witnessed by Aidan Dow who was supposed to be spotting her at the time. He allegedly apologises and felt guilty. For more on Isla and Aidan in the gym see Controversies, Gym trips with Aidan.

Regular Gym trips with Aidan.
Isla's friendship with Aidan has been a topic of discussion in recent times. This is due to their frequent trips to the gym together, the pair have spent an unusual amount of time together and don't invite anybody else to join them in the gym. One source alleges that "They might not actually even go to the gym" Isla refuses to comment on this matter although she is happy for people to speculate on the nature of their relationship.

= Andrew Mackenzie = Known for being better looking than his brother.

Early Life
Andrew grew up going to Chalmers. A free church who were so concerned about whether other churches thought they were cool that they sometimes pretended that they weren't a free church. He also attended Contagious where he became the man he is today.

Refereeing
Andrew enjoys refereeing because its the only time in his life where people have to listen to anything he says. He is good at refereeing because he knows the Old Testament law very well. He has however been given into trouble on multiple occasions for demanding that players atone for bad tackles by carrying out Levitical sacrifices. On another famous occasion he told a player, who was timewasting, that he could not re-enter the Israelite camp for 3 days. (The SFA made a public apology to the player following this incident).While refereeing doesn't pay good money, Andrew has made extra money from accepting bribes. When asked his opinion on VAR, Andrew replied "it sounds like a dodgy American translation of the Bible"