User:MichaelPawer

The Life And Death Of Yo God
Michael Power is a newfie. You wish you could be as cool as a newfie. He usually owns ass but on some occasion kicks ass. He plays the bass guitar and likes pizza. word. Michael moved to Ottawa 2000 and had a shit load of awesomeness. He made Andrew Tubman cry and beat Hussien up for a hobbie.

He eventually died in a fatal strip poker contest.