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Bikini Spring Break is a 2012 American direct to video comedy film, written and directed by Jared Cohn for The Asylum. The project stars Rachel Alig, Virginia Petrucci, Samantha Stewart, Erica Duke, Robert Carradine, Erin O'Brien, and Andrew Clements among others, and was released June 26, 2012.

Plot
Set on the road by Coach Gil (Robert Carradine), five college coeds, Whitney (Samantha Stewart), Michelle (Erin O'Brien), Franny (Jamie Noel), Alice (Rachel Alig), and Zoe (Virginia Petrucci), are traveling across the country transporting instruments to a band competition in Miami. Their small bus bus breaks down in the Ft. Lauderdale area run by Zach (Tristan Ott) and Vance (Andrew Clements), and the coeds need to find a way to get the funding to repair the bus and get back on the road. Their luck changes when the discover it’s spring break and they are able to take advantage of multiple opportunities to make money by removing their tops for various spring break events.

Cast

 * Rachel Alig as Alice
 * Virginia Petrucci as Zoe
 * Samantha Stewart as Whitney
 * Robert Carradine as Coach Gill
 * Erica Duke as Constance
 * Erin O'Brien as Michelle
 * Andrew Clements as Vance
 * Zedrick Restauro as Chinese Guy
 * Michael Cook as Policeman
 * Mindy Robinson as Amazon
 * Jamie Noel as Franny
 * Tristan Ott as Zack
 * Jesse Daley as Craig
 * Michael Gaglio as Mr. Smith
 * Jennifer Henry as Yuki
 * Jonathan Nation as Dean Hanlo
 * Barrett Perlman as Pamela
 * Jos Deacon as Officer Hurley
 * Edward DeRuiter as Jeff
 * Howie Walfish as Murphy
 * Michael Gaglio as Jones
 * Camisha Gregory as Camisha
 * Chris Gravland as Alex Tone
 * Samuel N. Benavides as Freddy Frat
 * Gerald Webb as Fred

Reception
OnMilwaukee spoke toward The Asylum's propensity to make and distribute "extremely low budget, unbelievably poorly acted and all around god awful Direct-to-DVD films" and shared "Bikini Spring Break (shockingly not a political thriller) is their answer to the Selena Gomez breast exposing film Spring Breakers...and it keeps the epic record for The Asylum of continuing to create junk!" They also noted that despite the film's gratuitous and repeated use of bare breasts, it actually had a storyline... but one which did not save it from being bad. Corazine concurred, noting the film as "little more than a string of tit-filled sequences based on the most generic of male fantasies, all tied together with a threadbare plot," and that Robert Carradine was "shamelessly misused".