User:Michael Gervais

Life
He led a fun filled life in Cold Lake, but this was not where he was born. No Mike was born in Louisville, Kentucky. At age five he joined a bluegrass band called The Cotton Pickers. After a period of relative success, the band disbanded stating Michaels large genitals divided the group comprised mainly of Asian Men. The Next period in Michaels life was one of hardship he had few loves but always was near to his one fruitful passion stamp collecting. When the Rick James stamp was released in early november of 1989, he was first in line to get it, pushing old women to the ground to get their. Little did Michael know, that he had inoperable brain cancer. He lived out his remaining years in the intensive care unit of Baghdad. The cancer ate his brain leaving him alive but a vegetable, his feeding, batheing and masturbating was all done for him along with his hourly diaper change.

The Ultimate Demise
Finally in a freak gasoline fight accident Michael finally left this earth for the promiseland. His ghost is still said to walk the halls of GCHS, and some say if you listen real closely you can hear him screaming stuff.