User:Michael Robert O'Brien

Michael R O'Brien, born 1971, lives in lytham st annes

Known world wide to have the sexiest bottom ever.

Regular trips to the gym keep his firm buttocks in shape.

he drives a rover 600 and a porsche 944 loves to decorate his flat with candles and other smelly items,resembles a tarts bouduer cooks but forgets to turn on the oven,

born in 1971, heir to a potato farmer who grew maris piper and kept chickens. michael is known to wear make up and frequently gets a spray tan used to be a vidal sasoon hair model,until a freek accident with hairspray and a bottle of bleach. his look "blue steel" was stolen by film makers who used it in the film zoolander, he never did receive any credit for its use

former wwf wrestling champion, famously beating hulk hogan.. now a UFC champion fighter, 'mad mick the maniac'...

former mr baby oil uk finalist... current mr ukraine...

was once married to the blonde bird in abba, but soon divorced due to her working in sweden all the time. he has been linked to quite a few supermodels.

knows a real life raquel!!! who is an exotic dancer at one of his clubs which he invests his fortune in.

knows a polly too!

was the inspiration behind kenny everits video world...

mastermind off the gaddaffi assasination...

recently bought the 'blown off' sail off lythom wind mill to make a wall decoration in his bachelor pad overlooking fairhaven 'doggin'car park.....

breeds amazonian miniature tree frogs...

blue peter 'gold' badge winner...

likes gingers...

drives a pimped up van with a bed in the back...

created 'haribo' during a mad drug experimentation in the 60's...

personal friend, and some suggest the person behind albert r broccoli's series of 'bond' scripts...

patron of the lytham womens institute...

still uses his nokia 3210 phone....

snake champion...

drinks babycham's with brandy, with a chilled cherry and marinated straw...

former door security at mothercare....

lives a very modest and private life...

has his own private 'exotic' dancer, and being kinky, she's a ginge!!

in spare time a champion chihuahua breeder and shower, and likes to dabble in seed cross polenation on roses..