User:Michael Snow (Ovilla)

Michael Snow is my best friend. He has very smellt pits.

BIOGRAPHY
ATHLETICS

Michael like to think he is good at cross country. Maybe because our school is a cult for cross country runners. He likes to play basketball.

He is a state champion cross country runner, but we all know corss country is a HOBBY. If he was a true athlete, he would decide to play baseball and decide to win a real state championship.

He was the starting point guard for JV. That's good considering he has J-Vain as the PG on varsity. He had a total of 6.45 billion points. And 2 assists. I know they arent really Jason Kidd's numbers.

FOOD

Michael eats close to 5.8 pounds of food. His lunch consists of the following: One off-brand Lunchable, peanut butter jelly sandwich, peanut butter crackers. a fruit cup, a red powerade, a chocolatte granola bar, and to top it off a pack of WHALES (offbrand Gold Fish).

No one really cares what he eats for dinner.

SCHOOL

Michael enjoys Mr. Foster's Biology class. I don't think he does but its whatever. He a;so enjoys doing random things and talking to kids in the hallway. He truly is saved by the bell. Michael's goal in life is to achieve recognition in The National Honor Society.

His favorite class is High School Computer with Dr. Brian Charles Rickel (the funniest man on the face of this planet). All Michael does is sit at his desk and searches google with queries like "goofy animals", "dont cut the pig bree", Travis is a suck up to Courtney and Rachel", and the most famous "How to tell someone they have body odor". He occasionally tells Cassie the following: "Ms. Casandra the internet please."

ROLE MODELS

Michael Snow has many role models. His biggest is Jacob Pickle. "Why?", you ask. It's hard to describe but you would just have to meet the man.

SIBLINGS

Michael has way too many siblings. All of which are hilarious in thier own way. James thinks he is to cool for school. Josh likes to say "Dadgummit", and talk in a country hick voice which he obviously is not. Johnny tries to make himself fart, but is unsuccesful. And i barely have met Rob but he seems decent enough.

MUSIC

Michael loves music. His favorite genres are acoustic, electronica, punk, and ultrahardcore. Bands: Seasons, To Be Continued, Nevershoutnever!, Running With The Bulls, HeavyHeavyLowLow, Eatmewhileimhot! (Mister Owl), Chiodos, Brokencyde (BREEBREE).

Michael sings every single millisecond of the day. You can write that down, for it's fact.

HILARIOUS MOMENTS

Many memorable moments I have with Michael. Here are examples.

- Talked to his mom all day in knock knock jokes.

- Waked up Adam at four in the morning by playing Umbrella as loud as he could.

- Ordering pizza for Skyler and sending it to her house.

- Attempting to do a Words Best Friends Become Redefined music video.

- Staying up to all hours of the night. doing all kinds of pointless things.

DOWNTIME

I am just guessing here but I will try to write about Michael's down time. He likes to booboo, come up with new laughs, sing at the top of his lungs, yell things that make his mother angry, and listen to NevershoutNever!

ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Michael Snow is officially crowned the most sensational person in englad by the Queen herself.