User:Michael Wittrock

Dan Ertz was born in 1923, and was best known for creating the sport of mud wresting along with Tyler Carroll. Michael Fought in World War 2, along side of General George S. Patton. After his service, Michael returned home in 1946, and with his term in the US Army up, went to work inventing. Michael invented the internet, potato chips, the xbox360 (before the original xbox was created), the trees, math in the year 1950. He then went on to invent soil along with Mr.Clark. Michael's most controversial invention was the time machine. This is how all that stuff was invented before or after it's time. Other than inventing, Mike was responsible for killing the off all the T-Rex race. Mike was good friends with Elvis, and the two frequently had T-Rex killing competitions. He also sunk Atlantis, and cross bread the Lochness monster and the Chupacabra, creating Bigfoot. Mike had a brush with death when he was flying a weather ballon over roswell, and another when he had a hunting accident on November 22, 1963 in Dallas, Texas. The bullet flew through the air and a man in a black car. JFK died the next day, in an unrelated event. After this, Michael vacationed in Laos, where he earned the nickname "Ho Chi Mihn" and even had a small trail networked named after him. How neat is that? Thats pretty neat! During the 1970's, besides his stay in Laos, he took a break the the Watergate hotel, where he accidentally picked up the wrong luggage, that was full of money and political information. Richard Nixon took credit for this, for some reason. In 1977, Michael Wittrock invented Star Wars, but let George Lucas take the credit. Mike was next seen in Berlin, when operating a crane, accidentally crushed the Berlin wall. Roanld Regan and Mike spent the rest of the 80's hunting jackalopes. Michael and Bill Clinton had several good female friends in the 90's, but Mike let Bill push it off on him, when he was discovered. Mike was last seen in the future, building a base on the moon. Dan Ertz is the most interesting man in Iowa, as of the 2011 vote.