User:Michaelbrown (Mathematician)

Michaelbrown's Quote "What Can Brown Do For You"

Michaelbrown was made about nine months prior to June 16, 1990 by his parents. He exited the womb early in the morning in Seminole, Florida on June 16, 1990. He was now a younger brother to his older sister Danielle Brown, and a beautiful and talented son to Earl and Karen Brown.

The Schooling of the Intelligent Wonder
At the age of five he attended Walsingham Elementary before he realized he was too intelligent and made his family move so that he could attend the prestigious Belcher Elementary School in Clearwater, Florida. As he grew up he realized he was a very special child. Once in second grade he recieved two referrals in one day. One for being disobedient to the mean lunch lady, and the other for gluing pages of a reading textbook together after he finished reading them. Little Michaelbrown also realized that he could always eat more than his friends. He went through school knowing that he was not only the coolest kid in school but also the best mathematician. In 5th grade he was a safety patrol. After his successful run of elementary school he encountered the task of Oak Grove Middle School, where he found that even if he thought he was cool, other children didn't. During his era in middle school he expierenced with aggressiveness attempting to get into five fights in three years. Michaelbrown also encountered the feat of being the best tuba player in the school in 7th and 8th grade. At the age of 14 it was now time to contemplate where he should continue his schooling due to the Pinellas County Choice Program. Was it off to Clearwater High School where the rest of my friends were going or to continue the reign of Brown in the Largo Drama department? Clearwater was the decision for the thought of expanding intelligence rather than continuing tradition. From the beginning of high school, the young padawan of math decided to expand his horizons of just math to acting as well. So now as well becoming the next Rene Descartes he was aspiring to become the next Thespus as well. In his sophomore year he recieved his last referral ever and attended IC for skipping. But this was not the first or last time. For he would do this several more times before he graduated. For most of his essays in high school he would usually right about the life Bugs Bunny, Charlie Brown and the gang, an occasional Elmer Fudd(when bored), and Kermit and Friends. In math classes he would either piss teachers off with the amount of knowledge he already achieved or astounded with how fast he would catch on to mathematic equations. In order to get through Science he would vigorously study. Yet it would not work as he could only pass with a C. But one of the reasons for that could be associated with previously mentioned. And in order to pass in drama he would occasionally do what was mentioned earlier and improvise scenes that had not been rehearsed. Before he could ever get himself into too much trouble he graduated in 2008 and has now move on to conquer the likes of college professors.

Michaelbrown's Life of Sports
Michaelbrown was always an athletic kid as well. Until he realized he could eat more than all the other students. He was always involved with Basketball. He loved to dribble that orange ball down the court and then aimlessly throw the beautiful round thing at the hoop and hope for the best. As he got into middle school at local high school coach wanted him to come join his team when Michaelbrown got old enough. Well that same summer he was also recruited for that school's football team as an offensive lineman. Neither of those ever happened as he found his home in the arts of life.

Gene Thespus Astaire Jr.
When Michaelbrown was a youngster he was a chunky fellow. But that would never stop with the outstanding Tutterow Stars of Tomorrow. By the end of his third year he was perfoming for medals. Now not these unimportant Olympic medals but dance competition medal; and by the time he was 13 he was 2nd overall male soloist. He is still studying with the Tutterow Stars and plans to continue to do so. Now not only was he able to dance when he entered high school but Michaelbrown could also sing as well as he had been singing for three years under the direction of Ross T. Kimura in the nation famous St. Paul UMC Youth Choir. So by the time he entered his very first audtion he was prepared. And it showed as he made call backs as a freshman with only one other freshman. Jenna Rubaii. He didn't get much farther that year as more expierenced actors had audtioned as well. And during the show he did not pay that much attention to it as he was getting his mac on backstage. Through the rest of his high school years in drama he appeared in 4 more shows and stage managed two of them. He also was credited with building a set. Michaelbrown also performed infront of over 1500 high school students at the Florida State Thespian Conference in a number called "You Won't Succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews" in which he sang, danced, and acted, to achieve the Top Award among all Small Group Musicals in the state. He has now moved form the acting part of performance and is now solely working on his tap dancing abilities, as he strives to become Eugene the tap dancing mutant boy.

Aliases of the 9th Great Wonder
1. Michael

2. Michael Brown

3. Michael Alan Brown

4. Michael Joe Brown

5. Brown

6. MBreezzy

7. MB

8. Secret Squirrel

9. The Ninth Great Living Wonder

10. Gene Thespus Astaire Jr.

11. Mr. Braun (Brown said with Spanish Accent)

12. Sleeper

13. Mike (most boring)

14. MoMo

15. Shaq Daddy

16. Leachim Nworb (His German Alien Name)(pronounced Lee ack hm(german sound) nw orb)

17. Godway Ag of water

18. Captain Tornado (He has to conceal his identity as much as possible)

19. Tornado Dude

20. Phantom

21. Michaelbrown (All one word)