User:Michaelcaven

Michael Caven is a 17 year old pimp living in Kokomo, Indiana. He's the greatest soccer play that ever lived, seriously. He once gave his friend a concussion over skittles. It was a truly tragic story that ended with hugs and forgiveness. But he's not gay or anything. He's a female pimp, not a male one. Although, he's so hott I'm sure the gay population wished we would join their ranks.