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"The Frank" Derived from the Latin word Frankidophia meaning "misery" or "destruction of all around". Originated in the tropics of Ca-troy in southern Limruck. This mammal spends most of his time in solitude "self milking" and contemplating termination. They try to convince themselves that they serve a function in society causing them to drift along in a meaningless splender of nothingness, making everyone around them miserable and causing them to feel the way he does hence filling himself with erotic fixations. Where the Frank differs from normal human beings is how he seems to be able to peel the flesh from himself and extend his neck great lengths,causing him to look emu-like this is used for savaging for food and self milking.One a month franks entire organs are evacuated through his rectum and replaced by new ones, this is when the frank is most happy. Only known picture