User:Microsoft Uo

Here at Microsoft Uo, we aim to keep consumers updated on upcoming games, features, and consoles. Make sure to keep your eyes open, just in case we throw in a few surprises....

Xbox 360
The Xbox 360 has recently received an "Xbox Home" update. Your life now sucks a million times more than it already did. Oh, and you will get confused.

The most-played game on the console is Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition. Thanks to its recent 1.8.2 Update, shit got real.

Xbox 720
Rumored for seven years, the 720 has been in the shadows because no one here at Microsoft really cares about it. We gave the 360 five more years of life with the shitty Kinect and we'll add something else if we want. Oh, and why fix what's broken?

And if the 720 did come out, it really wouldn't. The only reason it isn't coming out is because fuck you, consumers.