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St Ignatius is an Gaelic Athletic Association club in the Joozian realm, planet Gelgamek. Although affiliated to the geomorphix galaxy GAA it mainly competes in Warwickshire GAA competitions.

History

St Ignatius GAC was formed six half moons ago (12th January 1974) during the completion of the Holy Mission of Guru Nanamakakgegamite. During the mission tribes from different realms were united by the discovery of a unique element "luminiumi" found on the surface of the dersert planes. The Ogres of Dave Abbott harvested the element and used it for supernatural circumstances. Luminiumi or "ogre dust" was typically sprinkled to create wonders and mystery amongst the creatures of Gelgamek. The native Gelgamekians started to compete for the dust by holding barbaric contests and hunting rituals. Eventually they discovered Gaelic football. Gelgamek a planet without religion or spiritual well being was officially recognised when Bishop albamoot of the Gelgamek Catholics visited the Vatican in Red Hot Catholic Love. Consequently Bishop Albamoot visited the Warwickshire GAA committee and registered St Ignatius.

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