User:MightyDrill/sandbox

Michael 'Jeremiah' Kelters is an automaton built and programmed somewhere between 1997 and 1999. Undergoing a disguise as an edgy teenager, he infiltrated Rathmore Grammar School, located in Northern Ireland, to properly carry out his prime directives, some of which include keeping his hair style in proper bowl-cut fashion and stating that certain events occur 'only on the weekends.' His true identity was quickly discovered by Jack 'Big Smoke' Nolan, who was able to crack the robot's true form due to his incredible intelligence and even better looks, especially in a cowboy hat.