User:Mike1432~enwiki

Michael Paul Garcia (born November 18, 1988) is known for his hysterical comedy and ravishing looks. He can be found mainly in his home in Brooklyn, New York collecting unemployment, playing video games, working out, and being just an all around great guy.

There are stories that are told of many of Michael's amazing feats. Like when Michael fought off a group or congregation of alligators to save a trapped school bus of children or when Michael flew around the world and single handedly created peace in the middle east. Not many people are quite like Michael, even though many have tried to be.